Put down your fancy-schmancy coffee and read this story about how snobby Seattle is

SEATTLE – You’re totally going to turn your nose up at this story.

A new, extremely non-scientific ranking from the website roadsnacks.net lists Seattle as the fifth-snobbiest city in the America.

“The folks up in the northwest are snobs for sure,” the website writes. “Especially in Seattle, home of the snobbiest culinary restaurant on earth, Starbucks. It’s also a huge technology driven city, home to places like Amazon.

“And, Nordstrom is headquartered there. That’s so snobtastic.”

Roadsnacks used seven categories ranging from private schools per capita to number of Whole Foods per capita to compile the rankings, which are mostly made up of cities in California.

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